Nanny Michelle thwarted by terrorists

“We can’t just leave it up to parents,” she said, ignorant of her statist slip showing, on her mission to force salad bars into every school and veggies into every gullet.

I wonder if Nanny Michelle knows that a dirty sneeze guard on the salad bar isn’t the only lurking threat? Via CBS News:

In this exclusive story, CBS News chief investigative correspondent Armen Keteyian reports the latest terror attack to America involves the possible use of poisons – simultaneous attacks targeting hotels and restaurants at many locations over a single weekend.

A key Intelligence source has confirmed the threat as “credible.” Department of Homeland Security officials, along with members of the Department of Agriculture and the FDA, have briefed a small group of corporate security officers from the hotel and restaurant industries about it.

“We operate under the premise that individuals prepared to carry out terrorist acts are in this country,” said Dec. of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano on Dec. 6, 2010.

The plot uncovered earlier this year is said to involve the use of two poisons – ricin and cyanide – slipped into salad bars and buffets.

Regarding the salad bars, maybe our esteemed First Lady can persuade those evil-doers to only poison the fatty items on the hot food buffet thus sparing the vegetables? And what way to strike at Americans than harm the kiddies?  Terrorists reminded the Russians of that a few years ago.  Salad bars, here we come!

This just in: the terror plotters in question aren’t those evil blonde Lutherans, either.

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