Stacy McCain: “Shabby furniture, dirty beds, dog poop on the floor, bad sex with a Viagra-gobbling geezer — c’mon, ladies, who can resist that?”

He left out the free-flowing Dom and Quaaludes.

Apparently common sense flies out the window when a $1,000 a week dangles before you like a pair of fake… oh, those were free in the Playboy Mansion, too.  But is that really a surprise when you see pre-teen girls bouncing around the mall wearing a gold-plated bunny necklace given by mom and pop for Christmas and mom and daughter have matching pants with “JUICY” written across the bottom?

Just sayin’.

Stacy McCain has the rest of the tale from a Polish-born Playmate.  Winning quote from her new book:

‘I wanted to see if this experienced King of Sexdom knew anything the rest of us did not,’ she recalls. ‘But he just lay there like a dead fish.
‘We often wondered why he did it at all. He must know deep down that it is just a show. But he is trying to live out this fantasy he has been selling to people since 1954. He wants to live up to the Playboy image he created and the expectations people have of him.’

Lovely life, huh?

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